20 Feelings And Situations That Everybody Hates (I love thought catalogue)

1. Seeing a bug, then losing track of it and becoming a paranoid prisoner in your own home. - Currently, there is a wasp floating around my nice Brixton flat window.
   
2. Hearing loud slams and bumps while you’re in the shower and imagining it being some type of killer who you’ll have to fight off, soaking wet and butt naked. - Shower has made a slight shrill sound now that I have the temperature cooler, and I keep thinking it is a fire alarm.
   
3. Thinking that you’ve found a parking space, but as you turn in you discover that a motorcycle, a Volkswagen Bug, or some other vehicle the size of a Hot Wheels car has already occupied the spot. - happened in Tesco, Swansea last weekend, I failed to pick up milk.
   
4. When a sneeze refuses to come out, causing you to look like a fool with a scrunched up face. - This doesn't bother me, I'll pull weird expressions regardless (as proved yesterday in the National Gallery).
   
5. Waiting to hear from somebody specific and being bombarded by texts & calls from everyone who isn’t that person. - nah.
   
6. When the week feels like: Moooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuuuuueeeesday, Weeeeeeeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuuuuursday, FriSatSun. - I wouldn't want to wish time away, but the weekend part is true.
   
7. You scan your surroundings. Nobody is near you. You fart. Within three seconds, somebody comes right into the stinky perimeter that you’ve created.- NAUGHTY! But humanely realistic.
   
8. Checking your bank account after a night of intoxicated drink purchases. - more so a night of Itunes purchases and restaurant dinners.
   
9. When you microwave frozen food and it’s scorching hot everywhere but the ice cold middle.- Don't own a microwave
   
10. When Michael Bay acquires the rights to make a film about a franchise that you previously enjoyed.- he's just too 'epic' for me.
    
11. When somebody makes up lies about you, and defending yourself makes you seem guilty – but not defending yourself seems suspicious as well.- Yawn
12. Getting paid but knowing in advance that your check will be consumed by bills.- Tadaa!!
13. Entering a parked car on a scorching hot summer day. - My equivalent is the London underground.
    
14. When gas prices are higher than your GPA.- plehhh, driving around last weekend, I noticed the prices are shocking.
    
15. When someone 20+ feet away holds the door open for you, forcing you to jog toward them.- Happens ALL THE TIME at work, and I run like a awkward giraffe anyways (imagine Phoebe run)
    
16. The humbling moment when you realize you’re wrong during an argument.- ... for me, currently being wrong is a good thing.
17. Waking up and only having a few minutes left until the alarm will sound.- Sometimes I like this though, feels like some kind of aha! I beat you, thing.
    
18. When you wear a good outfit but don’t run into anybody noteworthy all day.- Damn, this happens too often, I should probably make more effort to leave the flat though...
    
19. When you have to be a douche and shuffle through the bag to confirm that Taco Bell (or any other fast food joint) got your order correct.- Nah
20. The feeling of heartburn, self-hate and bubble guts that comes about 5-10 minutes after consuming Taco Bell (or any other fast food joint). - This happens to me after consuming white bread (usually baguette) or any other pleasurable white carb infest food (like pasta) which isn't the size of my scrunched fist. Stupid stomach (at least I have no problem with cake!).